Jupiter
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Girls go to college to get more knowledge; boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Girls are dandy, made out of candy; boys are rotten, made out of cotton.
Girls drink Pepsi to get more sexy, boys drink rum to get more dumb.
Boys are stupid -- a phrase that third grade and college-aged girls can agree on.
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Valeria Cabot has been making her way through the dating scene at University of Washington and she's learned a few things. She hates when boys call too many times a day, she hates getting flowers, and she can't stand being alone.
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