Jokes for Fandoms
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Yo this story been here since like 2014 so a lot of this shizz is out of date as fuck. Shit I wrote this back when I was too afraid to curse on here. I was like what 12 or something I don't remember. I tried updating some of diss but shit 4 years is a long ass time in the world of "jokes". That's like as old as Stan fucking Lee. Speaking of which this is before I got super into comics and knew about the 6 fucking robins. But I'm my defense how the hell is anyone just supposed to know that? This book was out when fault in our Stars was making every teenage girl cry on Tumblr. This was made before blood of Olympus came out. This was before I watch Sherlock but it took me a long ass time to watch Sherlock like, I only had to wait about 3 months to watch season 4. Yeah fun times.
This crap is older than my emo phase.
Anyways I think I'm funny,. So I recommend like 1/3 of this book. Cause again. This book has some old shit in it that was funny in 2014 c.e.
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