The Quest to Punch Zeus in the Face

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An ancient Greek man comes home from fighting in a war for four months. He comes home and finds his wife three months pregnant. Now he's embarked on a solemn quest: To punch Zeus in the face. 
It turns out he's not alone either. On his journey, he encounters another man having a similar problem. They decide to join forces, as two mortal men have more of a chance to punch Zeus in the face, than one. Two villages over they meet a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a half-boar half-man son. She too feels their anger and joins them.
By the time they reach Mount Olympus they have a large army made of angry, and ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress they are pretty sure is Hera in disguise. 
Zeus never stood a chance.

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