Summers Jew Curse
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Kyle and Cartman spend their summer together ending up in feelings bubbling to the surface. Cartman being the racist idiot he is, assumes Kyle cursed him with Jew magic.
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[ I tried to write serious for once, but, it's a South Park fanfic afterall.]
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