Ant & Dec short comedy fanfic (MUST READ)
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Update: PLSS I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 12?!? im keeping it here cuz of the nostalgia lmfao
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Guess what happened in 2018? #Decsnips WENT TRENDING ON TWITTER!
So this year I, Anthony David McPartlin, have decided to bring it back! But how hard is it actually to sneak in your best friend's house at the dead of night?
Well, what are you waiting for? Go read it!
*No mature content. Not even a swear word lol
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