The Life of Rick Sanchez
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Ongoing, First published Feb 20, 2020
Depressing side of the Rick and Morty franchise.
What if the adventures we know and love from Rick And Morty..




Were all a lie.
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How This All Ends. cover
Aww Geez! (Morty x Reader) (Complete) *2018* cover
Shattered (Rick X Reader) (Completed) *2018* cover
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Male Reader Insert) cover
DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING) cover
The Journals cover
A Final Season of Rick and Morty cover
Saving Rick cover
Running Like Water cover
Broken Dreams (Rick Sanchez love story) cover

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*I do not own the cover, nor do I know who does* Unrequited love. Love is beautiful, love is patient and kind. Love makes people do stupid things like down a bottle of pills or jump off a bridge. Love cannot find a happy medium for Morty Smith, unlucky enough to fall for the one man he knows he can't have.