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The Big Tiddie Tale

SqueersBesmirch

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Time 2h 13m

Reads 594
Votes 21
Parts 18
Time 2h 13m

SqueersBesmirch

Mature

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What happens when you gather a large group of idiots together, put them in a townhouse on the edge of Vernazza and tell them to go wild?
Apparently the answer is a goldfish named Greg, a murdered man in a beloved cafe under threat of closing who may or may not be a smuggler, a cryptid with an almost-law degree, a very angry journalist and a whole lot of bugger all. 

When Becky, Chloe, Connie, Finn, Irene, Vanessa, Samantha, Sammy and Owen find themselves tangled up in what they thought was a battle for a cafe but very quickly turned into a murder enquiry, they aren't particularly sure what to do. Fortunately for them, neither is anybody else.

Illustrations by Chloe Fea and Sam McPhillipsAll Rights Reserved

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