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The Big Tiddie Tale
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SqueersBesmirch
Ongoing, First published Feb 20, 2020
Mature
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What happens when you gather a large group of idiots together, put them in a townhouse on the edge of Vernazza and tell them to go wild?
Apparently the answer is a goldfish named Greg, a murdered man in a beloved cafe under threat of closing who may or may not be a smuggler, a cryptid with an almost-law degree, a very angry journalist and a whole lot of bugger all. 

When Becky, Chloe, Connie, Finn, Irene, Vanessa, Samantha, Sammy and Owen find themselves tangled up in what they thought was a battle for a cafe but very quickly turned into a murder enquiry, they aren't particularly sure what to do. Fortunately for them, neither is anybody else.

Illustrations by Chloe Fea and Sam McPhillips
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The Lovers Connection: Volume 1

33 parts Complete

This is a story about sophomore teens, but mainly one specific teen. Jessie. Jessie is an insecure gator with a harsh past with his family and friends contemplating on his life. But something suddenly sparked in Jessie. Changing his whole life around. He felt something no other person felt. He feel in love. With three other teens. Jules, a caring bear, Riley, a sweet bunny, and Fritz, a shy Fox. How will they write their story with eachother? And how will their story take its close? Trigget Warning! This book mentions: Abuse Blood Drugs Alcohol And cursing

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