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Nowa Cumberżona - Benedict Cumberbatch x Reader
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Ongoing, First published Feb 23, 2020
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TI = TWOJE IMIE

TI jest trzynastoletnią Cumberbiczą, kocha Benedykta ponad wszystko, a jej pokój jest wypełniony jego twarzą. Ma ona niepokojąco wiele gadżetów z nim związanych - począwszy od zdjęć, poprzez poduszki z jego mordą, kończąc na  kartonie z nim z którym prawdopodobnie śpi. Jej pokój zalega syf - Zgniłe jedzenie, brudne talerze, śmierdzące ubrania i wieowe śmiecie to codziennośc. Ale to nie wanze. Ważny jest Benedict - reszta jest milczeniem. Co się stanie, kiedy ta niezbyt poczytalna gównara spotka swojego idola z marzeń? Poderwie go? Wyrwie mu włosy spod pachy? A może trafi za kraty? Chcesz wiedzieć, jak potoczą się ich losy? Czytaj "Nowa Cumberżona".

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