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A lazy, self-absorbed private-eye is caught in a whirlwind when a routine case goes horribly wrong, leaving him alone to puzzle the pieces together and solve the mystery. 

McDaniels & Sons Investigations have received word that Peachtree’s Premium nut sack has gone missing. This isn’t just any sack of nuts--it’s the see-through gold silk wrapped mixed nuts that has been passed down through the Peachtree generations for a hundred and fifty years and displayed annually at Apple Ridge's famous Candy Festival.

Friday McDaniels is a lazy alcoholic who lets his brother do all the work.  When this simple case of a missing sack of nuts turns south, Friday realizes he’s not dealing with his average everyday case.  There’s supernatural forces at work and when people he loves are taken from him, Friday is forced to stand up, gather his courage, and solve the case. Question is, can he do it?All Rights Reserved

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