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Why won't these weirdos leave me alone!?

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Parts 14
Time 5h 36m

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Sequel to ~Naruto Fanfic~ What is wrong with these freaks from Hell *cough*  I mean Konoha. I DON'T OWN NARUTO.


Okay my name's Himura Akemi. I have this small, tiny, itsy-bitsy, little problem. I can't seem to remember my past. Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada, from about age 13 and down. Sucks right?

Well I thought so too, so for the past year and a half, I've been traveling around the 5 Great Shinobi Nations trying to gather my memories back. I've picked up some interesting people and got most of my memories back. I'm still missing a gap though. At my last stop Tazuna, a drunk friend of mine, insisted I head off to somewhere called Konoha after I told him about my problem. He literally shoved me and my friends out of his village, forced a baby goat onto me as a good bye gift, and threatened to not let me visit the village anymore until I had all of my memories. Rude much. I guess I should go to this Konoha place to see if any of my missing memories are there. Whether or not it has any of my old memories, one things for sure though.

Konoha will never know what hit it.

***Lol canon is being discarded and this story is still as cringy as the first one. Have fun reading it though if it suits your fancy***All Rights Reserved

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