BFB TEXTING
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Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again.
Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years.
3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out.
This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay!
Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead
4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.
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