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BFB TEXTING

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Reads 94,262
Votes 1,089
Parts 60
Time 4h 3m

Mature

Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. 

Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years.


3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out.

This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay! 

Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead

4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views  like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.All Rights Reserved

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Time to be unoriginal. Some of these were inspired by others, some of these are just my opinion. But this is basically what I believe. Also this will include shipping. I mean, what's one of these books without shipping? (I'm sorry-) This only includes stuff from bfb and ii and maybe occasionally other shows but it's mostly these two. Just letting you know a majority of jokes in this book are extremely sucky cause I came up with most of them- Also all the characters I'm about to show you are not mine (duh), they belong to their respectful owners. Yeah also some topics are not suited for children Okie thanks P.S: OMG- THIS BOOK WENT PAST THE 30K BENCHMARK!!!! I really appreciate it- although I really didn't think it was gonna get this far (even if it was mainly from the abundance of chapters in this book lmao) (Started in Aug 2020 and ended on the last day of Dec 2020) All characters mentioned here belong to jackandjellify and animationepic! (I drew the cover image one day and randomly selected it to be this book's covering so that's nice)

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Apocalypse AU Some parts of the story are inspired by certain movies or series I've watched. I'll put the titles of it or a warning before the chapter, so you won't be spoiled. I haven't even finished one of my works but here I am, publishing a new one and my lazy ass says I can finish this book. ⚠️Warnings⚠️ > Possible military inaccuracies >Violence >Maybe cringe >Gore >Characters may be OOC >Swearing >Harem/Polygamous (if you're uncomfy with this kind of relationship or content in general, maybe this book is not for you)

A twist In My life *completed* March 24 2021*remastered Nov 2025* by MilaZenHarmony

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"Your So Stupid 🧡" [Trife Fic] by IliekPigeonz

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[OLD & DISCONTINUED] by ILove_GAY

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(OLD) Object show headcanons, random scenarios, and group chats all in one. cover

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A twist In My life *completed* March 24 2021*remastered Nov 2025* cover

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Comedy Gold! (Cheesy x Trophy fanfic) cover

Beep Group Chat (BFDI) (VERY CRINGE) cover

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