Dazai's List of Don'ts

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A list compiled by Fynn Lind of things that Osamu Dazai just shouldn't do.

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50 things Nakahara Chuuya should not do by milkypotato
50 things Dazai Osamu can not do by milkypotato

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Death Becomes Us (Dazai x Reader) by starsforbreakfast

Y/n L/n, an agency member with an ability known as Deus ex Machina, meets Dazai Osamu. Fresh from the mafia, she helps him get adjusted to his new life and role in the world around him. One thing leads to another and, to no one's surprise, their thinly veiled insults slowly yield to love. Dazai thought she was the answer, the cure for his troubled past, but when, after a particularly harsh mission, Y/n is kidnapped and goes missing, what will happen? this one's gonna be angsty kids. ~being rewritten~ originally written in 2020, rewrite began on december 10th 2023. none of the characters or plot points from bsd belong to me.

Chuuya struggles to convince himself he's human and it becomes more increasingly difficult, especially with Arahabaki spilling poison in his mind. Dazai defects from the Mafia and Chuuya remains behind to deal with the aftermath. ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING!!⚠️ Suicidal thoughts Self-harm Suicide attempt Best ranks: #2 Soukoku #2 Angst #1 Chuuya

Shark (Dazai X reader) by starsforbreakfast

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Redemption | Chuuya x Reader x Dazai | by Cuteplosion_Xo

It had been years since you last saw the red-head. You had lost contact after moving to London to live with your fiance. Suddenly back in Japan, single, without anything to your name, you find him by luck. Turns out, in those few years a lot had changed in Yokohama. From the king of the sheep to a mafioso's dog. Old feelings, ones you had set aside travel back up, new feelings rise to meet those. In the way of all of that, the monster who called himself your fiance. The lies of your past, the twist of your words, all of those undone by his sudden appearance. Is redemption a possibility, if somebody like dazai reached salvation in the light surely, you'd find that same light? After all, they didn't need to know that awful past. Warnings- - She/her pronouns used - Shorter than Chuuya - Last two chapters contain smut (can be skipped over via skipping bold / italic text) - Gore - Swears Top 10 in # 1 in chuuyaxreader on 3/24/21 # 1 in mafiaxreader on 3/24/21 # 5 in mildgore on 3/24/21 # 1 in dazaixreader on 4/10/21 # 1 in mildgore on 4/10/21 # 1 in straydogs on 4/10/21

A Bitter Cage // Kunizai, Bungo Stray Dogs by a-random-dunedain

"Coffee was a grounding scent in Dazai's life. It was dark and calm and sharp at the same time, twisting into a warm comfort. Every morning as he set up the coffeeshop he saw his hands stop shaking. He always woke up trembling those days, but the smell of the coffee beans he was grinding up helped him put his thoughts aside." Dazai Osamu was trying to rebuild his life. Grief had wrapped itself around him, a scarf that refused to leave. He hadn't asked for Kunikida to come walking into his workplace and start dredging up both Dazai's pain and his past. One never truly moves on from the mafia. There is always a ghost to pull the heart back.

𝙐𝙉𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀, 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢. 𝘯 by talesbyraven

⤷𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙪𝙮𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙢. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨. 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪.. 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙗𝙪𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙪𝙮𝙖 𝙭 𝙛𝙚𝙢!𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙩 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙩. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

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𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙇 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙎, 𝙤𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙪 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞 by talesbyraven

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Dazai x Isekaid OC "For Dazai-san, I can light the world up in flames, and you think I can't kill myself a second time?" Synopsis: Waking up in the world of Bungou Stray Dogs wasn't exactly the goal I had in mind when I attempted suicide. Honestly, I just wanted to escape the crushing ache and overflowing tears that come with unbearable pain. But instead, I got myself into a different kind of pain; a pain, I soon decided, is worth living for. Roaming in an unfamiliar world with familiar faces isn't as easy as you may think, especially when you're trying to blend in and act normal to convince insanely smart people that you're one of them. Especially when you're helplessly in love with one of those people. Especially when he's dangerous enough to be called the demon prodigy. Dazai Osamu, the only one who helped me toughen up and get through my past life no matter how bad the day got before I gave in to that disastrous impulse, the only one I felt a deep connection to throughout my thrown-away life. In my previous life, I had no goals or dreams I wanted to accomplish or felt the drive to dedicate my whole life to, but in this one, I have. What is it? Well, it's to witness Dazai walking in this fleeting world, experiencing a life full of happiness. And to make sure he's happy, I can even kill myself a second time. Start date: June 21, 2022 End date: No beta, we die like my expectation watching Dazai Osamu's entrance exam's anime adaptation

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏, 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢. 𝘯 by talesbyraven

⤷ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ i do not proofread my chapters, there will be errors. most impressive ranks: nakaharachuuya: 🥉 chuuyaxreader: 🥈 pm: 🥇/🥈/🥉

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