Ghost Busted

"Bella Burnside was a beautiful fourteen year old young lady who was a bit quirky but never peculiar. She was loved and cherished by her family which includes her mother, (Sally Burnside) her father, (Brendan Burnside) and her little sister.(Bethany Burnside) Her love for classic rock, her Boston terrier, chocolate kisses, and murder detective shows made her unique, and lovable.Bella was a faithful member of the criminal justice club, and an annual volunteer at the local pet shelter. She will be missed by many." WAIT. WHAT THE- Oh my God this is serious! Was I reading correctly or am I DEAD? How did this happen; and why am I still here?