Welp, hey there, im Yumi. You dont know me, im not really special. Im just your average 15-year old girl, i have a boring life, and thats how i want it to be. Well, at least i USED to have a normal life...Until i got dragged into the weird and chaotic country of "(Not) Japan" A country where gravity, logic, and common sense does not exist. Where you can walk into the streets and see a floating cow, and grass made of noodles??? (Sigh, just bear with me, please?) Now I'm stuck in an anime parody with a cast of weirdos: a furry wannabe villain, a maniac who won't stop making duck jokes , and a bully who might actually like me?? Basically, come look at my adventures and misadventures, and watch me try (and fail) to remain sane.