This party was getting kinda boring. Well, this party is actually really boring. But apparently my mom thinks I need to socialize with people and get out of the house more. Suddenly, the door bell rang. "Everybody stop what you're doing and put your hands where I can see them!" said one of the policemen, pointing at us with his baton. Before I could process what's going on, they both took a hold of their pants, ripped them open and threw them in the air. So it was this kind of a show they were putting on! Then one looked back and I could finally see his face. Wow, he's hot! Why couldn't it be my birthday, dammit! Wait... isn't that my neighbor...?