The Terminological Inexactitude

Aspen Khan, really goddamn messed up when she told her best friend that she had sex with a college guy, even thought she didn't, and now her terminological inexactitude has been a talk to in the school.

She tried to convince the student body that it was a lie and it didn't happened by singing a song she wrote about how she didn't have sex, but it wasn't the moment to correct her terminological inexactitude.

Problems keeps on coming to Aspen but the worst of all is that the 5 team captains of the basketball, soccer, football, baseball teams and mathletes have been trying to chase Aspen and convince her to have sex with them.

“There should be a horn or gong or something to wake God. Because I’d like to have a word with him. Three words actually: WHAT THE FUCK?!” — Aspen Khan.

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