Then Shane Happened

[Not Completed]

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"Read it again!" Screames Hades banging on arm of his throne, shattering more than a few bones off of it.

His Cheif advisor timidly clears his throat and pipes up.
"The Supreme Law of the Gods states that no god... shall mate with a demigod. If such an abomination should take place, the offspring would either be killed immediately... Or obtain immortality and become the most powerfull demigod to have ever existed.
Sire"

"None of this makes any sense..."

"Do you think we should inform the gods?"

"Are you insane Araklus? How are we supposed to tell the gods that we found a living baby in the Underworld!"

"What do we do with the child then, we have no other option" His advisor relents.

"Give her to my wife, she knows what to do. She'll will take care of it untill we unravel the mystery that is 'it'"

Hades stands abruptly and turns to the maidens holding their newest monstrosity and observes the child in their hands while stroking his beard.

"Did she always have white hair?" He says taking the baby from their hands.

"We don't know Sire, that's how we found her in the River Styx"

"By Dionseus' wine cabinet...Who the Hell leaves a baby in the River Styx?!"

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