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How to Survive your Vampire Boyfriend

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Time 55m

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Mary and James are in a loving, complicated, adoring, sometimes annoying relationship. Sounds like every other relationship right? 

Just one little catch... James is a vampire. 

Yup. A vampire with the blood drinking, allergic to garlic, unable to see himself in mirrors, and strongly against silver. 

Surprise surprise, the vampire boyfriend isn't the problem child in this relationship, Mary 'Mare' is way worse.

*credit for the story idea goes to a Pinterest post and whoever originally thought of it*
*iseeavoice, qalaba, therainbowgorilla*All Rights Reserved

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