February Lights

Ever had a colonoscopy? Well you won't need to after reading this - trust me I plan on taking you through every uncomfortable part of my life, including the part where my mentor dies, the other part where I get superpowers, the part where I don't get the girl, the tiny smidge where my best friend betrays me and the BIG smidge where - of course - I die.

All and all, do yourself a favor and get the colonoscopy instead. You'll feel the exact same afterwards.