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Filter[ Harry Potter × Voldemort] (crack)
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MatureComplete Fri, Feb 28, 20208m
Finished.
this is a oneshit.yes, a shitty oneshot. so basically I read this fanfic comment and there was a part where harry potter and voldemort were included. and it was kinky. so I decided to write a story about "har-mort".
I'll try to make it as funny as possible. as I said, it's a crack fic.
I don't know why I wrote this
harry will be voldemort's bish.
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credits: harry Potter franchise
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