the house of bts ; a crackfic

"you can't spell stupid without 'U' and 'I'." namjoon said as he winked at the camera. suddenly, the sound of jin making an angry sound sounded throughout the room and the camera flipped to him as he burst out.
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"NAMJOON, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO DIVORCE YOU AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS!!"

there was a scoffing sound and the camera panned over to yoongi that was laying on the couch and braiding hoseok's hair. "i'd rather stay with Namjoon and deal with him breaking things twenty-four seven instead of having to deal with your lame dad jokes that only you and jimin laugh at."

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a bts crackfic where they have their own reality tv show.

this book includes the following:
•yoonminseok
•taekook
•namjin
•crackhead energy
•a lot of cursing
•rudeness and hate
•a lot of smut