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Cashreg Stories(and possibly other random things in my life)

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Reads 42
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Parts 16
Time 29m

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Basically, I'm going to list some weird moments with customers as I'm behind cashreg of my family's convenience store.

Decided to do this after my pal jokingly said I could make a story of the times I ranted about customers and also in hopes of amusing someone with my "misery".

WARNINGS:
strong/colorful language may appear
me complaining about what some of you might consider mundane/trivial things
me being whiny
me being possibly entitled (i don't think i am but i'm biased here so who really knows)
me trying to be funny and not being funnyAll Rights Reserved

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THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN 2011 "Have you ever considered how big of a bitch you are?" Marshall asks me. I've had enough of his shit already! The way he talks to me and the way he treats me is way over the line. I've never liked him and I never will and even though I've tried to keep it professional then I just can't because for some reason he doesn't like me either. "Have you considered that you should maybe just shut up sometimes?" I say rolling my eyes as I keep my eyes on the numbers on the paper. "Maybe I need to remind you that you actually work for me Jenny." Marshall says with arrogance in his tone and I can't help but laugh at him. "I work for Interscope, not for you." I correct him. "Just get this shit done." He says and throws me a stack of paper on the table. Jenny gets a new job as an accountant on Interscope Records where she's doing all the accounting on Shady Records, but she doesn't really get along with Eminem as they can't stand each other. Jenny has never been into Eminem's music or his way of behaving and even though he's sober now then Jenny still stick by her opinion about him. Eminem doesn't like Jenny because she just gave him a horrible first expression. How is it gonna work when you're working site by site with your enemy?

"Without Me" (Eminem Fanfiction) by NecroNyxx

( This is a mix between 8 Mile Eminem and actual Eminem. Inspiration/Idea from my pookie @2000sShady check em out too ^^) You and Marshall hate each other. Absolutely. But it wasn't always like that. When you and B-Rabbit were young you guys were actually almost inseparable. But there was one main difference, his family was broke and they lived in a trailer home. You however, were lucky enough to live in a middle class family in a big enough home. That's why the Free World took interest in you, and you became close friends with them without realizing that same group bullied Marshall even when you guys were young. He started to hate you. But he didn't let you know it, so he started acting more and more toxic until one night while he was high and you both were 16 and 15 he socked you straight in the nose. But that was 9 years ago. Not seeing eachother for years now... Until one of your friends in the Free World invite you to the shelter. ("Tags": Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Smut, Fluff, Other things I can't remember rn)

You don't know me by You_Dont_Know_Me9374

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Not for the faint of heart, I explore dark parts of my mind and unfurl them for your own enjoyment. All of these stories are true. You don't know me, and you're never going to. This is basically just a shitty diary of my life with very few details as to who I am, Don't want to scare you off. Feel free to read but I don't really care. I'm just a screwed up guy that everyone knows and nobody cares about really. If you can't tell I'll probably swear quite a bit in this so if you don't like that I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good read anyway it's just me complaining about the fact I still exist. Actually no, whilst I did start this to complain about my life, the stories are fluctuating, as I discover I am infact worthy of love, even I don't believe it at all times. I hope you enjoy my rantings. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

Bitch, You Knew?! by waavyspice

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I'M NOT ADRIFT | Eminem by No_Megan

Though highly-functional, Nisha lives a deeply troubled life battling Schizophrenia. Days of questioned realities blend into ones of confused happiness or empty thoughts in a distorted head. Her hallucinations and delusions make it difficult for her to trust others or even herself. Marshall Mathers' career is skyrocketing, leading him to be in high demand by everyone. With his divorce finalized and tons of women all over him, it seems impossibly abstract that he'd find Nisha to be the object of his next obsession. Artistic abilities leading her to direct and design Aftermath music videos, she ends up working on 'Without Me' by Eminem, Marshall Mathers himself. She's enticing and contrasting to the people around her, clashing and novel in personality. No doubt he'd notice it quickly. *** "My version of falling in love borderlines on being psychotic. I should be avoided at all costs. I get obsessed with the all consuming tunnel vision. The euphoria." He's quiet now, I watch his body melt and form back together again desperately. I feel his hand come to my thigh, I think I feel it. I'm quiet for a moment. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. I linger on the word psychotic. "Telling a psychotic person you're psychotically in love with them is entering a dangerous playing field..." #2 on Eminemfanfic hashtag 25/06/18 #2 on Slimshady hashtag 23/01/25 #2 on Schizophrenia hashtag 23/01/29

Bitter Sweet Emotions by R-Hope515

Just things I write well I'm not in a very good Place. I thought these aren't half bad. So why don't I share them with other people not only myself? So here we are I hope you like them. Also if some of them are Quotes or Poems you've seen before feel free to tell me, because I never looked anything up just wrote what came to mind. So maybe I wrote a Quote, that has already been thought of, and of course Thank you for even clicking on this worthless, trashy, and utterly pointless book... Side note it gets better at the end of this book. The beginning is 6th grade me (11-12 year old me) so it's pretty fucking terrible, but who gives a fuck anyway? Not Me!

3am (Eminem / Slim Shady Fanfic) by NightmareOnShadySt

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️: smut, violence and very questionable consent or lack of consent altogether... Also, this book literally makes no goddamn sense whatsoever so read at your own risk. Anyways... What would you do if you found out that your boyfriend of many years was actually a vicious serial killer?! Robyn is about to find that out when she learns that Marshall, her loving boyfriend, is actually the one they call The Slim Shady Killer... But who or WHAT is Slim Shady exactly though? Is it another side of Marshall's personality that for some strange reason only manifests itself after 3am in the morning, merely a figure of his imagination or a straight up demon from the very debts of hell? Also, what if this Slim Shady was weirdly fascinated with you, and he and Marshall began playing a sick tug of war over you?! The 1st chapter of this is also in my Eminem 1shots book, and I've been trying to write this story for the longest tbh, but I keep unpublishing it lol

New Girl by flowerchildDF

"You dropped this." I heard a husky voice say. I turned around to look at what I dropped and realized it was my schedule. I gasped. Damn, I would have been fucked if I'd lost it. I guess I didn't put it in my bag... I looked up to thank him, but ended up not being able to find my voice. He's really attractive. Drop dead gorgeous attractive. Hot. He has brown hair that is spiked up in a messy way and shiny chocolate brown eyes that are hard not to stare at. His jawline was firm and he is extremely tall compared to my 5'3" height; he seems like he's 6'1". He looks in good shape -- the white shirt he was wearing showed off his broad muscular chest. He wore a leather-mans jacket from the school over the t-shirt, with black denim jeans, and converse. I swallowed. I snapped out of it and took the paper forcing myself to say "thanks." However, he walked away before I even finished. OK... he obviously isn't interested in the 'new girl' like all the other students are. I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Out of all the guys that have hit on me in school today he is the only one that has caught my eye -- bad news is that he didn't even bother. "You know him? I'm surprised the cheer-bitch hasn't threatened you yet." Jessica said, her face showing shock. "Um, no I don't know him... and cheer-bitch?" I frowned confused. "She's his ex-girlfriend, but considering she has such a small brain that is a size of a peanut, she won't leave him alone. I mean like seriously, EX; has she not heard of that quote, 'Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.' She is one clueless bimbo. Then again who would leave him alone he is S-E-X-Y!" I laughed. "I am going to love being your friend." I said while I looked back to where he had headed a while ago, but I no longer saw him. I sighed disappointed.

High School Rants by Zingzer

High school is a rough place, so I figured that to help myself cope, I'd write all my troubles down. WARNING, BOOK MAY CONTAIN -Swearing -Lots of sarcasm -Awkward moments -and lots of ranting *COMPLETE*

The Human Addiction | Eminem by No_Megan

#1 on Eminemfanfic hashtag as of 23/06/30 Tyler Hyun is instantly recognizable and addictive. She's the type of person we imagine doesn't really exist, merely only materializing in some figment of imagination. She isn't easy to understand and she makes it incredibly hard to predict her behaviour. So it's relatively understandable that everyone's hooked on her like she's your newest party drug. Marshall Mathers meets her at his friend's house party and he's falling within seconds of seeing her. It's that type of instant attachment. He needs her to be his, he becomes obsessed. But sometimes you've gotta stop for a moment and ask how obsessive do you become before it's getting concerning? *** "No- here's my frustration. We're always distracting ourselves. With TV, music, news... endlessly, endlessly, until we can't even stomach our own silence, can't fathom creating our own thought, can't handle being alone with ourselves. We always need to be preoccupied." She's letting out an aggravated groan, bringing her hands up in front of her face. I imagine what it's like to have her around all the time. I imagine what it's like waking up to her, having her talking about the darkest things in a way that's stomach-able. I need her.

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THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN 2011 "Have you ever considered how big of a bitch you are?" Marshall asks me. I've had enough of his shit already! The way he talks to me and the way he treats me is way over the line. I've never liked him and I never will and even though I've tried to keep it professional then I just can't because for some reason he doesn't like me either. "Have you considered that you should maybe just shut up sometimes?" I say rolling my eyes as I keep my eyes on the numbers on the paper. "Maybe I need to remind you that you actually work for me Jenny." Marshall says with arrogance in his tone and I can't help but laugh at him. "I work for Interscope, not for you." I correct him. "Just get this shit done." He says and throws me a stack of paper on the table. Jenny gets a new job as an accountant on Interscope Records where she's doing all the accounting on Shady Records, but she doesn't really get along with Eminem as they can't stand each other. Jenny has never been into Eminem's music or his way of behaving and even though he's sober now then Jenny still stick by her opinion about him. Eminem doesn't like Jenny because she just gave him a horrible first expression. How is it gonna work when you're working site by site with your enemy?