Sans takes a dump
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Last published Sun, Mar 1, 2020
Sans the skeleton, is hanging out with his friend, Toriel, telling bad puns. Eventually, Toriel and Sans share some pie together. Turns out, the pie has milk in it, and Sans is lactose intolerant. He tells Toriel that he feels something.... and runs to the toilet... what will happen next?
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