Flushed Away ft. Draco Malfoy and Piss precipitation/prescription drugs

Dear Mountain-grazing Beethovens, this is a tragic story of love, betrayal and ultimate heartbreak, Flushed Away ft. Draco Malfoy and Piss precipitation/prescription drugs is truly a life-changing tale in which Draco (Dralfoy Maco ) falls hopelessly in love with a dead woman whom he has never actually met. This mini-novel follows the journey of coming-of-age literature which is universally relatable as more than 45% of the population dies due to piss drow-ing. The bildungsroman (cow dung from the roman empire) format makes this text incredibly useful in school situations as students and teachers alike are able to truly see the story for what it is, a piece of (art/poop) of a hopeless romantic such as Dralfoy who gets lured be the disturbing beauty of a piss woman. This story can also be related to the gothic classic, the Woman in Black, where the use of fear is noticed particularly in the sewer scene. The hidden senses portrayed through the reflection imagery and descriptive language is outstandingly elegant and it draws the reader in to a greta thunberg extent. This encapsulates the fight of climate change as the temperature appears to change as Dralfoy is flushed down the toilet into the sewers. Climate change is a severe issue of today and this story truly exampulates the nature (see what i did there) of the issue which can be piss as that is a natural bodily disposition. Please bring a box of tissues to the screen-i-ng of your book as you will be destroyed by the end, as I, the authors, were.
(*warning* your eyeballs may suffer severe loss of balls of eyes due to increased rates of heartbreak)