Funky Space Whale
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Sebastian Schmauman is the leader of the Pink-Floyd-inspired prog rock band Space Monkey, and he's got problems. His brother's the bassist who can't play bass; his lead guitarist just broke up with his girlfriend and only wants to play acoustic love ballads; his rhythm guitarist is being stalked by the band's only and very crazy fan; and the drummer is, well, angry and strange.
Needless to say, the band's going nowhere, and none of them are getting any younger. When band-manager-for-hire Pat Flanaghan steps out of the crowd and offers to lead the band to fame and money by crashing Death Metal concerts, Seb and his bandmates embark on a journey of creativity and destruction which will either breathe new life into the music community or burn it to the ground.
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