❝It's Fenty.❞ She places her cold fingers at the dip of her hip, contorting her shoulder just enough for the radiant sunlight to crackle upon it. ❝Body lava; great for Coachella.❞ The year is 2020, and being a new-born vampire has never been harder. Luckily for Jackie Maine, pop culture has granted her a way to justify her strange being and circumstance in accordance to the Volturi rules. Except for murder-- That she cannot excuse with Rihanna, or her make-up line. [Or: Garrett accidentally discovers his true mate in a one-night-stand gone bloody, and Jasper reprimands him for turning their destined lover into a vampire without her consent.] 🥇#420 in crack (nice.) ©grindelwald-s STARTED: 2020, march FINISHED: ? WARNING: +18! Sexual content, violence, swearing, and crack. Also, polygamy.