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No cóż jak sam tytuł wskazuje będą to przypały, katorgi na lekcjach i głupie sytuacje z naszego życie. 
Teraz pewnie zastanawiasz się czemu z NASZEGO życie prawda? Śpieszę z wytłumaczeniem, tę książkę będą pisać dwie osoby @Kazuma_Nightmere oraz @_Yohiro_Nakaro_  i albo na początku rozdziału lub na końcu będzie napisane kto pisał rozdział.
Rozdziały mogą się pojawiać nieregularnie ponieważ każda akcja może pojawić się niespodziewanie. Rozdziały są pisane pod wpływem emocji (tak przynajmniej będzie z Kazumą) 

My tu pitu pitu a ty chcesz czytać, więc kończymy gadać i życzymy Ci miłego czytania! 

UWAGA! 
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-przekleństwa
-wyzywanie nauczycieli
-sadyzm 
-tortury
-GAY IS GAY 
-wkurw 
-obraza na tle rasowym
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Meri - Tumhari - Humari adhoori kahaani by Creativemind4u

Adhoori aas chhod ke, adhuri pyaas chhod ke jo roz yuhi jaaoge, to kis tarah nibhaaoge ki zindagi ki raah mein, jawaan dilon ki chaah mein kai makaam aayenge, jo humko aazmayenge All that 'she' yearns for is a happy family that could last a lifetime. She had one but that failed unexpectedly and miserably! Fate was her biggest enemy! Yet she accepted life as it came. She is a happy go lucky girl with loads of love filled heart for everyone. A very strong, bold, optimistic person. Stays alone in her own 2BHK flat, but it's a paradise for her! All that 'he' yearns for is a friend, guide, a companion for lifetime ! Does he really need one? No! His mind says so ... but heart yearns... He is popular actor cum business man whose life was filled with bundle of joys and happiness only. But a fateful incident/accident changes lives of many. So how are these heartfelt yearnings going be fulfilled?? Kya yeh adhoori kahaani poori hogi? Watch out ! My very first attempt as a writer. Never thought i could ever do this job in my life. But am so glad I could put in my thoughts. I hope I atleast Match 1% of what u guys are doing! Honestly there's no comparison. PS - this is purely fictional story of mine. No replica or resemblance to real characters. But may be the character names, incidents can be of resemblance as I prefer to be the story extremely natural. Do encourage this budding buddy of yours !

Fake Feelings: Banana Bus Squad by yippeekyay

Banana bus squad fanfic Ships include: Terrorsnuckle Minicat Daithidecalibre Ohmtoonz H2Ovanoss BasicallyIDoScotty Warnings Assault, weapons, fluffy content, mentions of rape, cutting, and plot twists. (Edit: major character death) PLEASE IF YOU GET BAD FEELINGS ABOUT ANY OF THESE THINGS BE CAUTIOUS. Summary: "I'd do anything for you Ohm." "I know Toonzy." "I'll love you till the day my machinery breaks down." "I know Brian." "Fuck you." "Love you too Tyler." "I'll never be able to live if your not by my side." "I love you Vanoss." "DAIVD YOU BROUGHT ME GUMMY BEARS." "Hell, that's true love right there." "I'm sorry I'm an idiot." "Your my idiot Marcel." ----- Everyone has powers. Wether you can see them or not. Inside every normal human is something...extravagant. While it may not be as powerful as those who's powers are seen, Love can conquer all enemies. Things can be hidden from loves true eyes, and tragedy can strike at the worst times.

Straight-Up Not Having A Good Time At Night Raven College: Prologue by MahouSenshiLucky

PROLOGUE: Thanks, I Hate Being Welcomed To The Villain's World. (COMPLETED) ______________________________________ The misadventures of Prefect Kat, the 19-year-old ace lesbian isekai'd into a school full of problematic pretty-boys, armed with only her lack of f*cks and knowledge from years of mental health treatment. Will she survive? Will she ever get home? Will this damn cat ever stop causing problems? How long will it be until she even SEES another woman? Please, she is so gay and so, so lonely. ______________________________________ Writing the events of Twisted Wonderland as if I (or at least a version of myself that would actually progress the story) were the main character. CW: Swears (I swear like a sailor), descriptions of violence (describing in-game events; my style gets pretty prosey.) A lot of artistic license/minor worldbuilding/details/etc. Probably no ships; definitely no selfships or MC/OC+Canon ships or whatever you wanna call it. If there are ships, they're gonna be more subtext than anything else. If I go too OOC with ur faves I'm sorry, I'm doing my best but I'm dumb and mostly just try to get the 'vibes' right for each character; also might comedically exaggerate some traits for Shenanigans purposes sometimes. I own nothing besides myself; all characters/settings belong to Disney and Yana Toboso, etc., etc., pls no class-action lawsuit I have no money

Twisted Deception by StarrySky_23

[Book #1 of Twisted Deception] "You people don't know a damn thing about us, don't even speak." **** Everyone knows that high school is always something to dread. GPA, friends, enemies, prom, graduation, everything that you think would make high school good and bad for the future. Now scratch off friends, GPA, prom, and graduation. Why would you scratch them off? Because everything else will be the only thing that's important when you get to this high school. Saint Johnathan Pier is the one high school in the city where everything happens and normally, stuff you wish you didn't see. Everyone warned people about the dangers of the students going there but did they ever mention the people already broken by it? They were dubbed "the rainbow colors of society" just because they were different from other students in this school. But there's a slight differential between them: four of these students are popular while the other four are normal. While the four populars are seen as "superior, hot, and intimidating", the four normals are seen as "weirdos, weaklings, and irreverent bystanders". Being different from the other kids has always been a struggle for all of them since grade school, but they try to keep that out of mind. But with their dark history following them at every corner, making new friends can't be on their list. Matter of fact, it isn't an option. Especially when their attitudes are what drive people away rather than in. Not like they're complaining though. When these eight students get paired up for an end of the year assignment, they encounter a lot of drama that will test their relationships to the max. What will happen to them? Can they grow comfortable with each other? Can these troubled teens even be friends in the first place? Come along on the journey as these eight try to survive their last year of high school. ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️: This contains strong language, mentions of rape, bullying, etc.

Wish You Were Here by night-after-night

"Do you know how old I am?" you whisper. "Mmm-hmm." A hand slips underneath the skirt of your dress and pulls you higher against his body. "Do you know how old I am?" "Yeah." "Does it bother you?" For a moment you stop. Does it bother you? you ask yourself. But then you feel his breath on your skin, open your eyes again just enough to look at him. He doesn't look his age. He doesn't act like it, either. And anyway, people are always telling you you're an old soul. Is it really that big a deal? You reach out to tilt his face back towards yours. Instead of answering, you just kiss him again. He laughs against your mouth, kisses back. And slowly he slides your body off the bench and guides you over to the bed. ====================== You are a writer in your early twenties, fresh out of a long term relationship and dying to shake up your sex life. Enter the actor, a handsome British thespian much older than you, often branded as the internet's boyfriend, who you meet on set of the movie adaptation of your novel. It's easy to convince each other that your completely inappropriate attraction is nothing but a fun, secret fling, no strings attached. But your out-of-this-world chemistry is threatened by the media, who swoop dangerously close to exposing the predatory age gap and tanking one (or both) of your careers.

The Track of The Eyelids by Samar1787

"I didn't choose to have this feeling... I loved him madly, but he didn't even know I existed... or so I thought. When one-sided love turns into obsession, where does the mind end and madness begin?" Based on a true story: Maria and Ahmed, two neurodivergent Egyptian-American teens, share an unspoken bond built on fleeting glances and misunderstood emotions. What starts as a quiet admiration turns into an overwhelming obsession, distorting their perception of love, reality, and each other. As Ahmed battles emotional outbursts, nightmares, and impulsive decisions, Maria is left questioning whether their connection was ever real or just a projection of her own longing. They struggle to understand: is their love a delusion or a truth? The Track of The Eyelids has been produced as a short feature film with AI and has been selected at: 1) Lift-Off Filmmaker Sessions Film Festival 2024. 2) Lift-Off First Time Filmmaker Sessions Film Festival 2025. *Some themes of involuntary treatment and teenage chaos/ drugs are in the story* (I sing songs in the story so I hope you enjoy them 🌸) (Apologies for any errors in the generated AI film) Join the story Discord server to watch the movie. Link is in chapter comments. #1 in psychologist tag Feb 20, 2025 #1 in schizophrenia tag Mar 2, 2025 #2 in forbiddenlove tag Mar 5, 2025 #4 in sadstory tag Mar 5, 2025

His sunshine, His beauty [COMPLETED] by sonals_writes

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Reader Insert SFW Headcanon/Reaction Collection! by SatoriAachan2018

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Spirals || Mattheo Riddle by mrxshxx

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Meri - Tumhari - Humari adhoori kahaani

Adhoori aas chhod ke, adhuri pyaas chhod ke jo roz yuhi jaaoge, to kis tarah nibhaaoge ki zindagi ki raah mein, jawaan dilon ki chaah mein kai makaam aayenge, jo humko aazmayenge All that 'she' yearns for is a happy family that could last a lifetime. She had one but that failed unexpectedly and miserably! Fate was her biggest enemy! Yet she accepted life as it came. She is a happy go lucky girl with loads of love filled heart for everyone. A very strong, bold, optimistic person. Stays alone in her own 2BHK flat, but it's a paradise for her! All that 'he' yearns for is a friend, guide, a companion for lifetime ! Does he really need one? No! His mind says so ... but heart yearns... He is popular actor cum business man whose life was filled with bundle of joys and happiness only. But a fateful incident/accident changes lives of many. So how are these heartfelt yearnings going be fulfilled?? Kya yeh adhoori kahaani poori hogi? Watch out ! My very first attempt as a writer. Never thought i could ever do this job in my life. But am so glad I could put in my thoughts. I hope I atleast Match 1% of what u guys are doing! Honestly there's no comparison. PS - this is purely fictional story of mine. No replica or resemblance to real characters. But may be the character names, incidents can be of resemblance as I prefer to be the story extremely natural. Do encourage this budding buddy of yours !