No, You May NOT Eat Bob The Duck - Alyssa

Welcome to the story of Bob the Duck. Honestly, this story is so ridiculous and crazy that I don't think you should read it! It might actually blow your mind.
If you do read, beware of Hamilton and Grammar girl. And NEVER, EVER, drink a condiment latte. No matter who gives it to you....

Good luck.

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