Cheaters don't ASCEND (An Undertale AU story)

**DISCLAMER** Ascension Arena Sans does NOT look like the picture on the cover. "Welcome, challenger! Please Listen to this entire speech, otherwise things will get confusing along the way. Anyway, I see you've done the ritual and I sense that you purposely came here, completely acting on your own WILL. Welp, there are rules to this challenge that I must inform you of. Rule #1: If you CHEAT...you DIE... Rule #2:If you get my HP down to 1, you beat me, same goes for me to you. (Don't worry, I won't kill you. Unless, of course, if you break rule #1) Rule #3: You can leave at any time if you feel like you aren't ready to fight me just yet, don't worry about missing something on your timed schedule, time doesn't move here in Ascension Arena. Rule #4: You can heal after any of my attacks. Don't have items? Here, have some candy canes!" *Ascension Sans hands you a small fanny pack-type pouch labeled, "Candy Cane storage"* "That there bag has infinite candy canes, but you can only use one after each of my attacks! Rule #5 You can't kill me. No, I mean it's LITERALLY impossible to kill me in Ascension Arena. The only way you could kill me is by ripping me out of Ascension Arena, and that is impossible as well. Not even an ERROR could kill me. I have a little ability called, "AntiVirus Ultra-boost" that prevents ERROR software from effecting me in any way. If you win, you get ultimate power. You ASCEND in other words. Not past MY power level, of course. You get the point. Welp, step forward if you're ready."