unknown number: why was the pitch soaking wet? because the players dribbled all over it HAHAHAHAHAHA
me: sorry but who is this?
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"texting a random number and hiding your true identity isn't a good idea, perrie. as a celebrity, you know that's the number one rule," leigh-anne pointed out with her arms crossed.
perrie scoffed. "it's alright! i just want to share my lame jokes and make someone smile, is that so wrong? i mean, what could possibly happen?"
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a love story equivalent to an infinite loop of uno reverse cards.
perrie edwards, a member of little mix, loves lame jokes. so much so, she decides to share them with a random number that she quickly befriends.
however, there were boundaries that shouldn't and couldn't be crossed as a worldwide celebrity, and hiding her true identity was one of them, so she decides to act as a girl who's obsessed with football.
alex oxlade-chamberlain, a player for liverpool, befriends a random number who keeps on sending him lame jokes. by sheer coincidence, the girl is a big fan of liverpool. of course he wasn't just going to block her. to keep his identity safe, he disguises himself as a little mix fan.
what started out as a fun joke, turned into a cute love story.
Imagines and Oneshots from the Harry Potter Universe ✧₊⁺ Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Pansy Parkinson, Tom Riddle.
The story features AI generated images (created by me). Take a real look into the world of Hogwarts while falling in love with the Slytherin Boys!
𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘑.𝘒. 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘗𝘪𝘹𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 Gaetanob1992.