JOKES ; ALERRIE

unknown number: why was the pitch soaking wet? because the players dribbled all over it HAHAHAHAHAHA

me: sorry but who is this?

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"texting a random number and hiding your true identity isn't a good idea, perrie. as a celebrity, you know that's the number one rule," leigh-anne pointed out with her arms crossed.

perrie scoffed. "it's alright! i just want to share my lame jokes and make someone smile, is that so wrong? i mean, what could possibly happen?"

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a love story equivalent to an infinite loop of uno reverse cards.

perrie edwards, a member of little mix, loves lame jokes. so much so, she decides to share them with a random number that she quickly befriends.

however, there were boundaries that shouldn't and couldn't be crossed as a worldwide celebrity, and hiding her true identity was one of them, so she decides to act as a girl who's obsessed with football.

alex oxlade-chamberlain, a player for liverpool, befriends a random number who keeps on sending him lame jokes. by sheer coincidence, the girl is a big fan of liverpool. of course he wasn't just going to block her. to keep his identity safe, he disguises himself as a little mix fan.

what started out as a fun joke, turned into a cute love story.