Not a Diary
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Well my science teacher came to class and started talking about American Ninja. He asked us what colour our ninja suits would be.
Just saying, this is grade 12 physics (May God save my soul) After ninjas, it was tomatoes.
At least plants=science. Just the wrong kind.
He also showed us his youtube channel *shudders* I cannot un-see his dancing....
Once, he even compared light waves to couples and I tuned out after the word monkeycheese (not even lying). Remind me again what the point of that class is?
And what the fudge is monkeycheese???? Is it cheese from monkeys or is it monkey-shaped cheese??? what if....the list can go on and on.
Well I'm going to look up monkeycheese on google.
Two hours later.. (in the voice from spongebob)
Monkeycheese: Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.
source: urban dictionary
...When my teacher mentions monkeycheese, it's not funny. It's actually very very scary.
Hiya! This is Knox ;) Wassup? *strikes pose* okay this is awkward. This is gonna be my random book thingy(?) that I'll (try to) write.
Knox out! *strikes another pose* I have to stop doing that...
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