Deadpool: The Weekend
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Last published Thu, Mar 12, 2020
Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool takes a vacation from fighting aliens, traveling through time and space, and saving the universe for a simple and relaxing hit job scheduled to take place somewhere in Hawaii.
The target? Easy enough. A wealthy CEO with secrets dirty enough to make a politician blush. You get it. He's a bad dude.
Has being the self-proclaimed leader of the Avengers and savior of the universe made a softy out of ol' Deadpool or does he still have what it takes to be the mercenary part of " the merc with a mouth?"
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