Ineffable Stupidity
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MatureOngoing5m
Last published Wed, Mar 11, 2020
a series of stupid stories about two of our favorite, very clueless and lovable immortals I came up with(the stories not the characters you dumbo).
enjoy or something,
(smut is being debated between me and my moral compass.)
cover art aint mine found it on pinterest. original cover coming soon
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