I Got Breastfed Again
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Last published Thu, Jul 3, 2025
The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love.
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#1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes'
#1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth'
#1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke'
#1 in Kerala
#1 in Malayalam
#1 in Babytard
[For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.]
The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping.
I died.
When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time.
To my childhood.
No.
To the days where I was a breastfed baby.
It couldn't be more awkward.
That's what I thought.
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