One man. One school. Many problems. SUNY New Paltz's peace is threatened as everything in the world seems to be against it. He's lead the school through crisis after crisis, but this one seems to be taking the cake. He's got no support left, and his students have lost faith in him too. But can he do it? Can Donald P. Christian save the day once more? Or will everything be for naught? This is a work of parody. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.