The Last First Kiss

"Asher and Amanda sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love then comes marriag-," S sang loudly in the restaurant.
"S! If you don't stop I'm going to wring your neck," I warned her under my breath as I rolled my eyes.
"then comes a baby in a baby carriage."
"alright you little old fart milksop on a stick. You better be running by the time I count to three." I warned, "one," without hesitation she sat there and had the biggest smile on her face, "two," she is still just sitting there,"three!"
I got up from the booth and I began to run after that crazy old friend of mine but, she just got up and laughed. Oh the furry I had in my eyes and Asher wasn't helping at all! Just sitting there laughing while he ate his dinner and watched.