You're My Ugly Pineapple
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  • Reads 56,390
  • Votes 1,269
  • Parts 22
  • Time 1h 50m
Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2020
Sid has been sloth-napped by an angry momma-dinosaur, Ellie is pregnant and Sky has no memory of her life before the herd. Follow Sky in her and the herds adventure to find Sid, and discover what her life was like before she woke up in the snow. Did she know the rambunctious weasel that they meet in the dino-world? Why does he seem to know her? Find out in 'You're My Ugly Pineapple,' a story based off Ice Age 3 and onward. As the story progresses, we take a deep dive into Sky's life, and follow her experiences with the herd and this mysterious mammal.


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