Hi?... Or maybe hello...? Should I start with Dear Diary?? You know what, fuck it. I've never really done this before, so I don't know what to say. I'm not sure if this is some sort of strange communication between me and the universe. Or if this really is just a confused 17-year old girl, pouring her heart and soul out to a ten-dollar diary she just bought from Target. Either way, I'm desperate to get these stupid feelings out of my head, and 'Writing in a Diary' happened to me the most 'liked' solution on Answer.com. Dear Dumb Diary, My name is Taylor Whitney, and I'm madly in love with my best friend's sister.