Funny Comebacks

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DAVE'S WORDS OF WISDOM (AND OTHERS)
I tend to get bored really fast, when that happens i surf the net and i have read a lot of quotes and stories with wonderful lessons on them, so i decided to put some of the ones i read from the site this book is titled after and some other sites here. there will be some of funny ones. ENJOY!!!
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We big brain
Where we write random stuff that we want to talk about bc our parents refuse to take us to therapy again.
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selfie || calum hood
caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'
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Random Facts- Cool facts to Impress Your Family Book 1
Random facts to blow your mind
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Bet / daniel seavey
read to find out
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Who r u?
"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was so unecessary"
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Why Don't We Imagines
I've been into doing imagines, I couldn't resist a why don't we series.
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Wrong Number l.t
ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. Shit.
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Sophia Hawthorne
"If you have a opinion about my life, please raise your hand." "The fact that jellyfish have lived for 650 million years without a brain gives me hope for my brothers." "Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist." "Gray, if you ask me a stupid question, I am legally obligated to say something sarcastic back. It's the law." "There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you the first time." "Tip, Thea, maybe if you ate makeup, you'd be pretty on the inside too." "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything." "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."

DAVE'S WORDS OF WISDOM (AND OTHERS)

I tend to get bored really fast, when that happens i surf the net and i have read a lot of quotes and stories with wonderful lessons on them, so i decided to put some of the ones i read from the site this book is titled after and some other sites here. there will be some of funny ones. ENJOY!!!

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DAVE'S WORDS OF WISDOM (AND OTHERS)

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