Ron and Julia by Bill Brandinshstick
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In fair Verogna (pronounced veh-row-knee)
Where we set our smeme
Two hills both alike in dabbingness.
One is Cat-Pool the other is Monk-Tag
They dislike each other very much because one day 1000 years ago, Steve Cat-Pool stole a loaf of bread belonging to John Monk-Tag. Ever since then, they have wanted no more in life than to bake the member of the other hill into a large pie, then to consume it on a park bench overlooking the expansive river diarrhoea.
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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ '𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲.. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞..' 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝, '𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?' 𝐈 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐝, "𝐘/𝐧, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞.. 𝐁𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧... 𝐒𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧..' 𝐇𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?' 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞-𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞/𝐜 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬. '𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮?' 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, '𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮.' ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Ya'll know what's going down :) STEVE HARRINGTON X FEM! READER ;3 ENjOy loves~
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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ '𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲.. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞..' 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝, '𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?' 𝐈 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐝, "𝐘/𝐧, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞.. 𝐁𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧... 𝐒𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧..' 𝐇𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?' 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞-𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞/𝐜 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬. '𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮?' 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, '𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮.' ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Ya'll know what's going down :) STEVE HARRINGTON X FEM! READER ;3 ENjOy loves~
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