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Ce qui peut nous arriver de pire !!!

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aléatoire chute drôle délire gênant humour lol mdr métier rire sarcasme

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[OLD ART] Book Of Arts || ✔ by skorosive

Randomness, Random vids, Random everything! This is now gonna triple as mah art book and "personal" Ask or Dare book!!! :3

Victim of Love by Kitty_19

"Hey, Dan?" "Yes, Mark?" "Did you know that I'm lacking a vitamin?" "Really? Shouldn't we get that checked? Also, which one?" "I'm lacking Vitamin U." "And here I thought it was something serious." "It is serious! I need to recharge, so come into my loving arms!" "I'd rather go into the loving arms of a cannibalistic grizzly bear." "You wound me, Danny." "And I hope it kills you." "Seriously, kid, you're really mean. Why can't you just accept my love?" "Why can't you just accept that I hate you?" Mark chuckles and ruffles my hair. "You're just too cute, Danny." I roll my eyes, biting back a smile. Mark isn't actually a half-bad person. Maybe I should be nicer... "I love how small you are! Just like a tiny little baby!" He exclaims, grinning and pinches my cheeks. Okay, I take that back.

BEAUTIFUL DISASTERS ｢DRARRY｣ by hetaliary

"You see, Mr Potter, you are currently inside a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry." "Yeah, as if!" ********** Harry Potter's life changes drasticallywhen he's magically transported to Hogwarts from his orphanage in London. There, he meets Draco Malfoy, a withdrawn Potions Professor who intrigues him. What will Harry do when he finds himself falling in love with Draco? What's Draco hiding? And what does Dumbledore have to do with it? [Post-War, alternate universe, drarry.]

How to Kiss a Wizard by Reasonstosmileathome

"You know what Potter... I think I'll take that offer," Draco began, walking closer towards me, backing me against the wall. "Wait, really?" I looked at him suspiciously. This was the boy who had hated me ever since I declined his handshake when we were 11... and now he was agreeing to help me. Something was up. "Yes Potter. Really. You said you'd do anything and anything means everything doesn't it?" I wanted to interrupt him there, I didn't mean everything, I opened my mouth to disagree but he carried on talking, not giving me a chance to answer. " I can use it to my advantage in the future. Who knows when I'll need it?" A smirk appeared on his lips as he eyed me up and down. I felt naked under his glance as I looked at anywhere except his face. Regret filled me once again. Maybe this wasn't the best plan, maybe I could back out now, and maybe I could just- My thoughts went blank as I felt a pair of soft lips collide with mine. Harry Potter could be considered good at everything.... except kissing. When he finds himself crushing on Ginny, who better to teach him the arts of kissing than the Draco Malfoy? Highest rankings : #1 in #Harry-Potter #16 in #drarry #1 in #youth #2 in #lgbt

One Night - Drarry by gazingnightsinlove

Harry gets caught in a attempt of suicide with the last person he expected to see in the Room of Requirements after the fire incident. Draco Malfoy. "I'm a mess." Draco said "I think that we're both a mess." Harry replied and looked into the beautiful set of eyes. smut central and a LOT of sad emotions, if you feel like crying or something. I think ima add some fluff too. Read to find out more ;) NEITHER HARRY NOR DRACO WILL DIE IN THIS STORY! (I hate stories where they kill off one of the main characters.) 6 are there with more than 1300 words (each) PS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHRACTERS AND THE COVER ART. I ALSO SUCK AT Synopsis LOL ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ *eating disorder *abuse of all kinds *colourful language usage *Self harm *depression *smut *LGBTQ+ community based((so homophobics please stay away, i hate people who use words like fag and shit, DONT YOU DARE READ THIS , i love and live by LGBTQ and i won't let anyone harm this beautiful society! )) ALSOO, i am not very good with spellings of certain magical things that i WILL FIX but please bear with me .

Keeping Up With Trouble by Lucky_virgo

Who knew you could get into an amusing conversation with a guy you just met at a coffee shop? Not Heather. ~~ "Why do you keep on following me?" "Because." "Because what?" "Just because." "Stupid idiot" "Do you really wanna know why?" "Will I ask you if I don't wanna know why?" "Way to go with the attitude Amore" "Just answer the damn question estùpido" "Well, keeping up with trouble is fun don't you think?" . . . "What the heck are you talking about?" ~~ With secrets and a whole different level of danger facing them, Who knew that said guy is determined to develop a special hate and love relationship with trouble itself? Not Heather, that's for sure.

Roommates (Drarry) by lorcans-love

"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21

Q And A... With Nico! by azizatamimi

Read the title, you dolt. -_-

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴?❞ ❝. . . 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i continue to make y'all laugh with incorrect drarry scenarios.

All The Little Lights by katedayn09

"You are kidding me, right?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "Do I seem like I am kidding?" "No, you don't. But I also don't feel that I will listen to you." I said, giving him my infamous innocent smile Me!!! Clean his shoes?!! Who in the hell does he think he is?!! "You will. These shoes are limited edition pieces of one of the world's most expensive brands. Being the gentleman I am, I am not making you buy me a new one. I need you to clean it. Simple." "Do I look like I care? Oh..Look..my cup of care is empty." I said, motioning to the now empty coffee cup in my hands. He looked at me, then to my hands. Slowly, he nodded his head in understanding. Next thing I know, I am drenched in water, and he is closing the water bottle in his hands. I looked at him with my mouth agape. "You're right. I can see your cup of care is empty, but, seems like it is brimming with arrogance." With that, he walked away while I stood there thinking of a thousand torturous ways to kill him. Fantastic!! Just another addition to my list of paybacks. ------------------------------------- They two are nothing but mere strangers put together by the hands of fate, and they couldn't help but have to bear the unwanted presence of each other in their life, a little longer. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Sit back and enjoy, for this is going to be one hell of a ride ;) **************** Rated mature. *contains violence

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[OLD ART] Book Of Arts || ✔ cover

Victim of Love cover

BEAUTIFUL DISASTERS ｢DRARRY｣ cover

How to Kiss a Wizard cover

One Night - Drarry cover

Keeping Up With Trouble cover

Roommates (Drarry) cover

Q And A... With Nico! cover

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two cover

All The Little Lights cover

[OLD ART] Book Of Arts || ✔

Randomness, Random vids, Random everything! This is now gonna triple as mah art book and "personal" Ask or Dare book!!! :3