Tomtord Oneshots
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  • Reads 58,489
  • Votes 1,582
  • Parts 69
  • Time 7h 3m
Complete, First published Mar 17, 2020
Mature
Weird ass book of tomtord for my sorry butt. :')
I do not take anymore requests here!!

And it's TomTord, not TordTom. I wanna make that clear :3
Slight MattEdd too because it's cute and I don't want them to be lonely. 
This book is mostly filled with fluff so sorry for the sinners who read smut. But don't worry, I read it sometimes too. :') 
And the heights... Idk why Tord is 5'4 I mean-- he's not a child-

Here are my heights:
Mattress-strangely gigantic tall size (6'6)
Tomato-very tall (6'2)
Turdle-tall, har har lol, (6'1)
Eddy-average (5'9) is this even average?
But it'll differ sometimes depending on the story. (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Lol Ik it's weird but I'm weird so deal with it XD
I made the cover, it was a rush so I didn't shade or shet lmao :)
K, Bai~~~ :3

(Why tf is this #1 on myart? 😂)
(Under editing)

start: 24/03/2020
end: ended earlier but officially ended on the: 31/05/2021
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After the incident in 'The End' Tord was found on the hill by his two most trusted soldiers and parents. He was brought to the nearest hospital to get himself treated As for the others, they now live inside their own apartments. Nothing really changed. They're still good friends. Although, Tom hasn't been the same. Matt rarely looks at himself anymore As for Edd. Oh, Edd... He's been hurt the most. Not physically, but mentally. Being betrayed by your "best friend" hurts But there was this one question that continues to lurk inside their minds Did Tord survive? Is he alive? They were never sure. They never found his body But one night everything changed... Where they see a specific Norwegian again... But not in your normal story where'd they accidentally bump into him.. No, no. It's not at all that... But something completely different.. - Book cover made by yours truly! It's very cringy I swear- Also, I purposely spelled words wrong when it was the gangs younger self speaking Enjoy! ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] TordTom [] EddMatt [] Recurring nightmares [] A lot of sad Tord ⚠️STRONGER TOPICS⚠️ [] Depressive thoughts [] Abuse [] Self-hate and harm [] Horrible past memories [] Suicide attempts [] Suicide ⚠️If you get triggered easily by these things I recommend that you do not read this story⚠️ - [] Writing dates [] 💚Prologue💜 - March/06/2020 ❤️Epilogue💙 - Feb/01/2021 [] Posting dates [] 💚Prologue💜 - Feb/01/2021 ❤️Epilogue💙 - /00/2021
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Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die