[formerly called 'Story of My Life' and had a different plot] Sal and his father happened to move in the day after a murder. Sal, with his awful depth perception and keen eyes, manages to put a man in jail. As the days continue, Sal and his best friend go on more adventures. And slowly, very slowly, they find themselves falling in love with each other. WARNING! This story contains themes of: -abuse -bullying -self-harm -suicidal thoughts -attempted suicide Please don't read if you are sensitive to these kinds of themes! This story has these AU themes: -Lisa and Henry don't get married -The cult is a thing, they just aren't to big -everyone is gay (except for Maple and Chug because I can't make myself get rid of such a wholesome ship) This story also contains: -smut -crushes -just gayness all around -me (the author) simping for Ash real hard