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stopmefromtalkingaboutstarwars

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can i offer you a nice book in these trying times
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
i hate the algorithm so very very much
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
lit rally cant escape it luv
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
smh lads i was counting on you
Thu, Mar 19, 2020
except he cant do card tricks or juggle or any clown shit cos hes useless
Thu, Mar 19, 2020
WHAT DID I DO
Thu, Mar 19, 2020
i have the high ground ,,,
Fri, Mar 20, 2020
he said 'no u' boys. he said it
Fri, Mar 20, 2020
everyone was on my server and i went mad with power again
Sat, Mar 21, 2020
just saw a tweet saying that we should nuke china for this im lost for words
Sat, Mar 21, 2020
welsh language literally just sounds like youre gargling or somat
Sat, Mar 21, 2020
not defending any of these youtube shit people btw
Sat, Mar 21, 2020
why do i always have problems with this game
Sun, Mar 22, 2020
evidence? i dont know her
Sun, Mar 22, 2020
probably going to watch them all tomorrow
Sun, Mar 22, 2020
cant go out and see the hoes whats the point anymore
Sun, Mar 22, 2020
gotta keep myself occupied in these trying times
Tue, Mar 24, 2020
hiss
Tue, Mar 24, 2020
i know that scene was such unecessary objectification but im also gay
Tue, Mar 24, 2020
really fucking sucking up here
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
why are you like this
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
bad at drawing full bodies in general tbh
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
i do try to give them more distinguishing features :///
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
fuck you star you cant character design for shit
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
this bitch hurls himself onto your boat wyd
Wed, Mar 25, 2020
media will say its no laughing matter but it will be a laughing matter
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
really sorry in advance for this
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
this is really cursed & im sorry
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
mikus voice is more relaxing than grimes is
Sat, Mar 28, 2020
[tw sexual assault] see u on a dark night ,,,
Sat, Mar 28, 2020
soft
Sat, Mar 28, 2020
the absolute STATE of modern cartoons
Sat, Mar 28, 2020
elliots reaction is always what gets me
Mon, Mar 30, 2020
hehe. big cum long cum
Mon, Mar 30, 2020
what a fucking muppet
Mon, Mar 30, 2020
i didnt even have this much work when i was actually going into college
Thu, Apr 2, 2020
fuck you morrisons im getting out of your arse now
Thu, Apr 2, 2020
blease
Thu, Apr 2, 2020
im not letting this joke die just yet
Thu, Apr 2, 2020
i mean i always thought nemesis was kinda lame but still dkdhdjxk
Thu, Apr 2, 2020
finally some good fucking news
Fri, Apr 3, 2020
boo hoo you cant crank it to a woman in shorts. get a grip
Fri, Apr 3, 2020
yall are so wack
Fri, Apr 3, 2020
wont be able to see the dentist cos of lockdown
Fri, Apr 3, 2020
been playing today like a sad little slug
Sat, Apr 4, 2020
me & the hoes in the zombie apocalpyse
Sat, Apr 4, 2020
ive just about had it
Sat, Apr 4, 2020
renowned terf julie bindel having a normal one on twitter
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
IM PROUD OF HER!!!!!!!!
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
blessed ,,,,
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
nearly at 25000 anyway
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
weakling
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
i havent watched attack of the clones in ages but dont they hug right after this
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
god i cannot stand straight people
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
'i lived bitch'
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
i drink to forget but i always remember
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
mans been through some shit
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
gotta be considerate sksjdkdkz
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
im living in fear luv
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
its tough having cishet mates
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
finally a politician that truly represents the people
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
[tw rape] 'vote for the lesser of two evils' doesnt work here.
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
help
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
tl;dr star has lost all faith in the world
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
also yeah i guess it always is needlessly tragic
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
ITS SO ACCURATE IM
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
low expectations its konami
Sat, Apr 11, 2020
unbothered queen
Sat, Apr 11, 2020
of all the stars the fairest
Sat, Apr 11, 2020
so much of the media we consume has these bad tropes its honestly wild
Sat, Apr 11, 2020
rewatched season 1 today and im lowkey pissed
Sun, Apr 12, 2020
'yeah so shes OBSESSED with pegging'
Sun, Apr 12, 2020
imagine knowing this about ur sibling
Sun, Apr 12, 2020
i hate him so much fuck you corona for making me live with him again
Mon, Apr 13, 2020
he thinks hes somat cos he got a c in a-level politics
Mon, Apr 13, 2020
i am not joking in the slightest btw
Tue, Apr 14, 2020
centrism is a fucking scourge
Tue, Apr 14, 2020
watched it like 50 times always gets me tho
Wed, Apr 15, 2020
why he draw pyramid head so babey
Thu, Apr 16, 2020
yes i named my island alderaan
Fri, Apr 17, 2020
i cant find any more iron nuggets and i need them to open the shop
Sat, Apr 18, 2020
also i usually dislike free roaming games cos the free roaming only goes so far
Sat, Apr 18, 2020
i dont like it
Sat, Apr 18, 2020
im at my fucking limit
Sun, Apr 19, 2020
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Sun, Apr 19, 2020
i hate capitalism part 83641628
Sun, Apr 19, 2020
2nd favourite star wars gif
Sun, Apr 19, 2020
images are working now btw after i pestered wattpad support about it
Tue, Apr 21, 2020
i mean i dont i hate it but sometimes i love it
Wed, Apr 22, 2020
meowth
Wed, Apr 22, 2020
sniggering rn
Wed, Apr 22, 2020
[tw rape mention] last one is me and the hoes
Thu, Apr 23, 2020
sinus
Fri, Apr 24, 2020
how was this made with the intent of being taken seriously
Fri, Apr 24, 2020
me and my older brother recreated this scene once when we were like 8
Fri, Apr 24, 2020
but we're havin a good time havin a good time
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
i just keep catching those mfs
Sun, Apr 26, 2020
plus its easier to catch oarfish cos they cant sting u like tarantulas
Sun, Apr 26, 2020
you know that vid of the baby crocs going 'nyoom nyoom nyoom'
Sun, Apr 26, 2020
'(he is a villain)'
Sun, Apr 26, 2020
'listen here you little shit'
Sun, Apr 26, 2020
dont you hate it when a game has a single female character u cant crank it to
Mon, Apr 27, 2020
this is so accurate and i am going to scream
Mon, Apr 27, 2020
idk i just prefer the first 6 films
Mon, Apr 27, 2020
maam ready the guillotine
Wed, Apr 29, 2020
@ grimes dump his ass
Wed, Apr 29, 2020
help brain hurty
Thu, Apr 30, 2020
trump is worse but biden is still a fucking melt
Sat, May 2, 2020
star war
Sun, May 3, 2020
ignore how back my overbite was back then good god sldjdkdjzkz
Mon, May 4, 2020
little fucker
Mon, May 4, 2020
r/brandnewsentence
Tue, May 5, 2020
mad shit just summarised the whole film
Tue, May 5, 2020
the last thing leon sees before he dies
Tue, May 5, 2020
u just could not escape those angry anti sjw types
Wed, May 6, 2020
maybe this is why i suffered from comphet for so long
Wed, May 6, 2020
sorry old boy
Thu, May 7, 2020
ive unlocked terraforming & im having fun
Fri, May 8, 2020
me too king
Fri, May 8, 2020
comrade john
Sun, May 10, 2020
rian johnson should not be trusted with anything
Sun, May 10, 2020
miss rona is getting to us all
Mon, May 11, 2020
never went 2 a late night screening of star wars but i bet this is what its like
Mon, May 11, 2020
your only priority cant be 'i must win over the right'
Tue, May 12, 2020
also vaush is just a bit of a cunt in general
Tue, May 12, 2020
oh its a magical time of year
Fri, May 15, 2020
blease i have so many oarfish
Sun, May 17, 2020
boys is that really what you want? hm? do you want that too?
Mon, May 18, 2020
very sexy of me
Wed, May 20, 2020
man rich ppl really do live in a bubble
Thu, May 21, 2020
whats going on star. whats going on
Thu, May 21, 2020
help
Thu, May 21, 2020
'going down the pub'. it seems like an abstract concept now...........
Wed, May 27, 2020
lot has happened since last week
Wed, May 27, 2020
might get dead by daylight just for this
Thu, May 28, 2020
heh
Thu, May 28, 2020
twas a bad month for racist white women, elon musk and terfs
Sat, May 30, 2020
bring back pierre
Sat, May 30, 2020
'jared leto is the greasiest man in america'
Sun, May 31, 2020
it takes like 5 seconds to sign a petition !!!!
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
go white boy go
Thu, Jun 4, 2020
pepper: go crazy go stupid
Sat, Jun 6, 2020
thats my announcement babey
Sun, Jun 7, 2020
this is poetic justice
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
eyes on the prize fellas
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
u have any idea the hassle i went thru trying 2 get wattpad 2 load this image
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
i can do what i want babey
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
fuck off stop trying to get me to spend money
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
this is just capitalism innit
Sat, Jun 13, 2020
this man actually deserves to be bullied
Sat, Jun 13, 2020
been madness in this house today luv
Tue, Jun 16, 2020
boo hoo you didnt get a boner
Thu, Jun 18, 2020
when will you learn. when will you learn that your actions have consequences
Fri, Jun 19, 2020
love how someone in the audience turns around in visible disgust
Sun, Jun 21, 2020
sorry about this bloo
Tue, Jun 23, 2020
can yall take the clown shoes off just for ONE fucking moment
Thu, Jun 25, 2020
his face is as red as the car itself
Thu, Jun 25, 2020
a moment of silence please
Thu, Jun 25, 2020
the nazis cant take this one from me
Sat, Jun 27, 2020
they are catering to the wrong demographic
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
im femmeposting today
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
pyramid head a shining example
Sun, Jun 28, 2020
hes done nothing to oust racist labour mps. nothing
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
didnt corbyn also get into bed with known anti-semites several times
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
scruffy cunt
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
his wife took the pan and cheese grater in the divorve
Mon, Jun 29, 2020
if you didnt want us to talk about it then why did you give him cake ??????
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
bit of a pisstake that they still expect us 2 do rly well in exams despite covid
Fri, Jul 3, 2020
hes not taking his twitter suspension well is he
Sat, Jul 4, 2020
tories fault as usual
Sun, Jul 5, 2020
i want to like you you clown stop making it difficult
Tue, Jul 7, 2020
what a king hope hes doing ok
Wed, Jul 8, 2020
legend
Wed, Jul 8, 2020
yall know who im thinking of
Thu, Jul 9, 2020
'and i discovered sans'
Tue, Jul 14, 2020
absolute weapon talk about a superiority complex
Thu, Jul 16, 2020
everyone involved was just terrible
Sun, Jul 19, 2020
what im saying is that there was xenophobia on both sides
Sun, Jul 19, 2020
[tw q slur, d slur] this nonsense is so disrespectful to trans lesbians too
Thu, Jul 23, 2020
tories r preparing to sell off the nhs
Fri, Jul 24, 2020
need 2 free up space on my phone
Sun, Jul 26, 2020
flat fuck maury
Tue, Jul 28, 2020
i feel like misogyny always gets seen as collateral damage
Wed, Jul 29, 2020
they are not 'uwu soft boys' they are grown men and men can be shitty
Wed, Jul 29, 2020
i think pastel colours look much nicer but theyre harder to maintain
Thu, Jul 30, 2020
lockdown tightened again
Fri, Jul 31, 2020
this is such a fucking pisstake
Fri, Jul 31, 2020
me in background: ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗ ʰᶦˡˡ
Sat, Aug 1, 2020
say what u like about british food but at least its not That
Mon, Aug 3, 2020
🤢🤢🤢🤢
Mon, Aug 3, 2020
noooo dont eat me im too sexy aha
Wed, Aug 5, 2020
no time for gammons anymore im a busy woman
Thu, Aug 6, 2020
and thats a wrap
Thu, Aug 6, 2020

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noooo dont eat me im too sexy aha
Wed, Aug 5, 2020
no time for gammons anymore im a busy woman
Thu, Aug 6, 2020
and thats a wrap
Thu, Aug 6, 2020

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