Literally could not find a Spider-man x John Jonah Jameson fic so i wrote one with the help of my AP class discord server while in a voice chat. This is just for fun because wow, and its just as weird for me as it is for everyone else. God has abandoned me, the writer.
JJJ is recently divorced over his obsession with Spider-man, and finds comfort in being horny for him. Spider-man is a 30 year old photographer who broke up with MJ more than half a year ago, and has enjoyed being a closeted bi-derman.
All characters are owned by Marvel and NOT by me, this story is purely for fun.