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RUDE LONDON !!

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Reads 288
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Parts 28
Time 14m

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A Comical look at London, Life, Love and other impossibilities !!!

A Wacky look at London , Londoners and Love.....

FEATURING : Love on the Tube / Love on the Move , London Transport Romance , Dogging and Catford , Ilford  Vampires , Vampy Veena, Uncle Nippy , Eazy-E , Karate Granny , PHP Emma and more wonderful LDN Characters.....

'NUMBER ONE BOOK IN A FIELD OF ONE !!!'

#LoveontheTube
#VerseSubverse
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#London
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Stranger On A Train by itstilliswhatitis

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Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

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