RUDE LONDON !!
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Ongoing14m
Last published Sun, May 24, 2020
A Comical look at London, Life, Love and other impossibilities !!!
A Wacky look at London , Londoners and Love.....
FEATURING : Love on the Tube / Love on the Move , London Transport Romance , Dogging and Catford , Ilford Vampires , Vampy Veena, Uncle Nippy , Eazy-E , Karate Granny , PHP Emma and more wonderful LDN Characters.....
'NUMBER ONE BOOK IN A FIELD OF ONE !!!'
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