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BeSt BoOk eVeR
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Complete, First published Mar 19, 2020
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This is just a cringy short story that is basically a wattpad mashup. Enjoy!

P.S: This does not mean to offend or mock anyone or any ethnic group. It's purely to make fun of typical Wattpad cliches. Also, the lack of grammar is not accidental.
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