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BeSt BoOk eVeR

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Reads 398
Votes 42
Parts 15
Time 18m

portiahorseshoe

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This is just a cringy short story that is basically a wattpad mashup. Enjoy!

P.S: This does not mean to offend or mock anyone or any ethnic group. It's purely to make fun of typical Wattpad cliches. Also, the lack of grammar is not accidental.All Rights Reserved

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