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The Perks Of Being A Complicated Shithead
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Ongoing, First published Mar 19, 2020
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"I swear to God I'm not doing this, Swift." 

"Yes we are ." 

"If I die then it's gonna be your fault. You're an asshole and you should know that." 

"On the count of three."

"Asher no -"

"Three. "

"I'm not ready." 

"Two."

"I swear I will -" 

"One." 

Natasha screamed. 

They jumped.

________

Natasha and Asher study in the same school. That's all they have in common. Or that's what they thought. After swiping right on tinder they decide that it's time  they got to know each other better.

Secret confessions, drunk parties and bike rides slowly do manage to bring them together until they stumble upon a harsh truth. They do have more in common than they thought. And all similarities are not pleasant.

Love isn't just about dates and making love. It's about being silly, midnight meetings, chaste kisses and dances in the rain. Love is a mystery and it's not one that everyone wants to solve.

 Welcome to The Perks Of Being A Complicated Shithead by BS_Writes.

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This story contains strong language, some smut,  reference to child abuse and sexual assault. If you are not interested or have an issue regarding such themes then it is advisable to not read it. However it will be nice if you do give it a read. It's not that offensive.
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