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The Perks Of Being A Complicated Shithead

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"I swear to God I'm not doing this, Swift." 

"Yes we are ." 

"If I die then it's gonna be your fault. You're an asshole and you should know that." 

"On the count of three."

"Asher no -"

"Three. "

"I'm not ready." 

"Two."

"I swear I will -" 

"One." 

Natasha screamed. 

They jumped.

________

Natasha and Asher study in the same school. That's all they have in common. Or that's what they thought. After swiping right on tinder they decide that it's time  they got to know each other better.

Secret confessions, drunk parties and bike rides slowly do manage to bring them together until they stumble upon a harsh truth. They do have more in common than they thought. And all similarities are not pleasant.

Love isn't just about dates and making love. It's about being silly, midnight meetings, chaste kisses and dances in the rain. Love is a mystery and it's not one that everyone wants to solve.

 Welcome to The Perks Of Being A Complicated Shithead by BS_Writes.

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This story contains strong language, some smut,  reference to child abuse and sexual assault. If you are not interested or have an issue regarding such themes then it is advisable to not read it. However it will be nice if you do give it a read. It's not that offensive.All Rights Reserved

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the devil wears leather by sonorousymphony

"Every girl wishes they were you!" "I'm soooo jealous!" "I hear they share a bed." Lie. Lie. Lie. Lie! "Hey roomie." Ian slips in front of me. "You started that?" I hiss. He shrugs. "I'm just lonely." "Call one of your sluts. Their tongue will gladly warm you." "What if I want it to be your tongue?" He snears. "Then wake up and stop taking whatever drug it is you're using." Dove Reid shares a house with the Reagan family. Which includes, bad boy, Ian Reagan, aka The Devil in leather. Can Dove survive, or will her housemate always be The Devil in Leather ? *04/02/2020 - this book is randomly getting a lot of recent attention and id just like it to be known that i wrote this book when i was 11-12 years old and as a nearing 19 year old woman i'm very aware it's unrealistic, poorly developed, and a tinge problematic at parts. feel free to read but definitely keep that in mind that it's a very silly book written by a very silly preteen!*

Is It Meant To Be (Under major editing again) by LOVELY_GIRL_WRITER

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Between the Lines | ✓ by sareyen

[BxB] Alexander Smith has a love-hate relationship with trashy online novels, scoffing at the problematic main leads, clueless protagonists and the rampant use of cliches. He never understood why the kind protagonist always chose the abusive 'badboy' main lead in every inane love-triangle, especially when there was a wholesome, gentle second lead head-over-heels in love with her that was, frankly, the key ingredient for a fulfilling and loving relationship. So, when Alexander is in a fatal accident and his soul is transplanted into the fictional body of his most hated 'badboy' main lead, he makes it his new life's mission to rewrite the story - he will make the protagonist fall for the kind second lead, he will reinvent his character to be a functional member of society, and he will definitely, definitely stay out of drama. But hey, this is fiction, and fiction loves drama. *** Note: this story is in no way referencing or making fun of any books online (well, none apart from my own), and I am in no way hating on cliches - I am a sucker for the project partners cliche and 'forced to share a bed' trope. Please don't take this story seriously - because I didn't! #1 lgbtfiction (10/08/21) #1 comedy (03/11/21) #2 transmigration (25/08/21) #5 gay (20/08/21) #7 bxb (11/11/21) #11 boyxboy (15/10/21) #12 lgbt (20/08/21) #12 bxb (14/11/21) #79 romance (20/08/21)

Twisted Deception by StarrySky_23

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I Fell in Love with a Bad Boy by Beautiful_Tragedy8

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"Every girl wishes they were you!" "I'm soooo jealous!" "I hear they share a bed." Lie. Lie. Lie. Lie! "Hey roomie." Ian slips in front of me. "You started that?" I hiss. He shrugs. "I'm just lonely." "Call one of your sluts. Their tongue will gladly warm you." "What if I want it to be your tongue?" He snears. "Then wake up and stop taking whatever drug it is you're using." Dove Reid shares a house with the Reagan family. Which includes, bad boy, Ian Reagan, aka The Devil in leather. Can Dove survive, or will her housemate always be The Devil in Leather ? 04/02/2020 - this book is randomly getting a lot of recent attention and id just like it to be known that i wrote this book when i was 11-12 years old and as a nearing 19 year old woman i'm very aware it's unrealistic, poorly developed, and a tinge problematic at parts. feel free to read but definitely keep that in mind that it's a very silly book written by a very silly preteen!