Cartman's Bitch Ex (Kyman)
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Last published Sun, Mar 29, 2020
(My art)
Sammy moves to South Park, and Kyle finds her to be very confusing. An anomaly. If Cartman dated a girl as hot as her, why didn't he tell anyone? How is her leash on him so tight? Why is everyone talking so kindly to her? But what are Cartman and Sammy hiding? And why does Kyle hate it so much when they hang out?
(Mature for cursing, and Cartman being an insensitive piece of shit)
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