Fucked Up Jokes
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Last published Thu, Nov 26, 2015
These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk.
If you get offended by these jokes:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 and 2 are lies.
4. You're a p*ssy.
Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3
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